I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Curved dark brown text below

Curved dark brown text below reads "It Makes You Poop

IT'S" above a halftone-dot illustration of Frank Drebin grinning in umpire gear

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Ornate white script with decorative swashes reads "Regulators" across their midsections

I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Curved dark brown text belowGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled